"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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