No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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