He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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