i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My balls are so social today.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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