Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Sorry my hands just texted you
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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