question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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