There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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