I want to walk on stilts...naked
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Bring me that man meat
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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