Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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