STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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