He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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