Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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