belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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