And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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