We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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