He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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