i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
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