Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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