Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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