Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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