You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Randomize
