Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
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