My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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