I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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