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You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
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