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North Korea, Best Korea!
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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