New invention idea: vibrating tampons
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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