despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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