I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
