were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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