She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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