My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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