i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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