I can't breathe out the right side of my face
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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