It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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