I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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