evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I fill condoms, not promises.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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