so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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