drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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