So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
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