Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
please come you make the beer taste better
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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