I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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