Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
All the doctor said was why
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
