just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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