I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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