Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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