I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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