i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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