i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I don't deserve a penis
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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