Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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