I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
