Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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