We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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