Are we in a gay sports bar?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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