You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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