Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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